I put a blank cassette tape in my tape stereo last night and turnedthe volume all the way up….the mime next door went nuts!
From Harper’s Magazine: Amount of pizza eaten each day in U.S. (acres): 75 ——————————————————————————– Found on the seal of a bag of bagels: NEW IMPROVED Made the old fashioned way ——————————————————————————– Sign in a restaurant: “We reserve the right to serve refuse to anyone.” Heard on a radio station. What
How many Man U. fans does it take to change a lightbulb? One to change the lightbulb, and one to drive down to Kent to pick him/her up.
They say Margaret is a raving beauty. You mean she’s escaped from the funny farm?
I had skylights installed at my place the other day…the peoplethat live upstairs are really mad!
A man worked hard all day digging the garden and felt very stiff and sore. His wife fluttered about him, pleased with the amount of work he had done and anxious to get him to do some more. “Have a nice soak in the bath and I’ll bring you a
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that