These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Squad Helps Dog Bite Victim Shot Off Woman’s leg Helps Nicklaus to 66 Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash Probe Told Miners Refuse to Work After Death Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Can you spell a composition with two letters? SA (essay).
Bill: My sister has lovely long red hair all down her back. Will: Pity it’s not on her head.
What does the left leg of a nymphomaniac say to her right leg? Nothing, they have never met.
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years Never Withhold Herbes Infection from Loved One Drunken Drivers Paid $1000 in ’84 War Dims Hope for Peace If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last a While Cold
The Pope took a philosophy professor (an atheist at that) out fishing on a large lake. As they drifted on the still lake, the philosopher accidentally dropped an oar and watched it float away. The pontiff stepped out of the boat, walked across the water to the oar, grabbed it
She’s the kind of girl that boys look at twice – they can’t believe it the first time.