Policeman: Didn’t you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don’t flirt when I drive.
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer Pharmacuticals is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today’s society. According to company spokesman, Peter Riser, the following drugs are under testing now:DIRECTRA – a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on
The bartender asks him “What’ll you have?”. The guy answers, “A scotch, please”. The bartender hands him the drink, and says “That’ll be five dollars”, to which he replies “What are you talking about? I don’t owe you anything for this”.A lawyer, sitting nearby and overhearing the conversation, then says
Policeman: Did you realize you just missed that bus with your car? Motorist: Did you want me to hit it?
Amnesia: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to become romantic again.Dumbwaiter: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.Family Planning: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster.Feedback: The inevitable result when
No lawyers allowed- Prosecutors will be violated! If two lawyers were drowning, and you could only save one ofthem, would you read the paper or go to lunch?
Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I’m trying to prevent one. That’s what my boss said would happen if I were late again.