These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. At a restaurant in New York: “Tip-ing is not a city in China.” Here is a great sign I saw in the grocery store: “Snickers, 5 for 1.00$.(limit 4)” On a dock in Juneau, Alaska: “Safety ladder, climb at
An Irish priest and a Rabbi found themselves sharing a compartment on a train.After a while, the priest opened a conversation by saying “I know that, in yourreligion, you’re not supposed to eat pork…Have you actually ever tasted it?The Rabbi said, “I must tell the truth. Yes, I have, on
My boyfriend thinks I’m beautiful Well they do say that love is blind !
Your momma’s so fat the only time she sees “90210” is when she’s on a scale.
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. An ad on the subway in NYC: “Learn to read and speak English. Call us now.” An Amelia Island, FL, podiatrist: “Emergency Foot Surgery- Walk-ins Welcomed.” Sign over a restroom in a restaurant: “Used beer department.” On a store
Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.
Your ugly. And you’re drunk. Yes, but in the morning I’ll be sober !