THE teacher announced that to practice spelling, each member of the class would say what their fathers did for a living and then spell the occupation. Mary went first. “My Dad is a baker, b-a-k-e-r, and if he were here, he would give everyone a cookie.” Next came Tommy. “My
Two friends who lived in the town were chatting. “I’ve just bought a pig,” said the first. “But where will you keep it?” said the second. “Your yard’s much too small for a pig!” “I’m going to keep it under my bed,” replied his friend. “But what about the smell?”
The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn’t paying attention in class. She called on him and said, “Johnny! What are 4, 2, 28 and 44?”Little Johnny quickly replied, “NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!”
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an office: “We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left.” Sign in a veterinary’s waiting room: “Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!” Sign on music teachers’ door: “Out Chopin.” Sign at the electic
Teacher: R-O-X does spell rocks? Pupil: What does it spell then !
Did you hear about the ghost who went on safari? He was a big-game haunter!
A little boy came downstairs crying late one night. “What’s wrong?” asked his mother. “Do people really come from dust, like they said in church?” he sobbed. “In a way they do,” said his mother. “And when they die so they turn back to dust?” “Yes, they do.” The little