Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. Sheer stockings. Designed for fancy dress, but so serviceable that lots of women wear nothing else. Stock up and save. Limit: one. We build
The Mother Superior in the convent school was chatting withher young charges and she asked them what they wanted to bewhen they grew up.A twelve-year-old said, “I want to be a prostitute.”The Mother Superior fainted dead away on the spot. When theyrevived her, she raised her head from the ground
Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche? At a ghastly station.
I’d love you to stay the night, but I’m afraid you’ll have to make your own bed. Oh, that’s all right, I don’t mind at all. Right. Here’s a hammer, a saw, and some nails. The wood’s in the garage. I have four legs, but only one foot. What am
90% of Fords are still on the road. The other 10% made it home! (you know, Fords – Fix or Repair Daily)
Supposedly, these are actual advertisements that have appeared in papers across the country. Modular Sofas. Only $299. For rest or fore play. Wanted: Hair-cutter. Excellent growth potential. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. 3-year-old teacher need for pre-school. Experience preferred. Our experienced Mom
The angry wife met her husband at the door. There was alcohol on his breath and lipstick on his collar.”I assume,” she snarled, “that there is a very good reason for you to come waltzing in here at six o’clock in the morning?!””There is,” he replied. “Breakfast!”