Where do baby ghosts go during the day? Dayscare centers
Whenever I’m caught between two evils, I take the one I’ve never tried. Mae West Knowledge speaks, but wisdom listens. Jimi Hendrix The pen is mightier than the sword, and considerably easier to write with. Marty Feldman How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars. Steve Martin
Shall I tell you the joke about the bed? No, because it hasn’t been made up yet.
A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail when an exceptionally gorgeous & sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her.The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare & walked directly towards him. Before he could offer
Three guys and a lady were sitting at the bar talking about their professions. The first guy says ” I’m a Y.U.P.P.I.E, you know… Young, Urban, Professional, Peaceful, Intelligent, Ecologist.” The second guy says “I’m a D.I.N.K, you know… Double Income, No Kids.” The third guy says, ” I’m a
On the steps of this church two pan handlers were doing their dailybusiness. One wore a large cross on his chest and the other – a starof David. Of course, most of the church goers generously gave to thecross wearer and the other was overlooked.Finally the Pastor approached the Jew
A visitor to the vatican met with the Pope and noticed a red phone sitting on his desk.What’s that for?, he asked.”Oh, that’s the direct line to the Lord” said the Pope.The visitor said, “Wow, how much is a call?”The Pope answered, “$2,000 per minute.”A few days later the same