A good politician is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. H. L. Mencken Run for office? No. I’ve slept with too many women, I’ve done too many drugs, and I’ve been to too many parties. George Clooney Today, the L.A. Times accused Arnold Schwarzenegger of groping six women. I’m
Do you know a favourite expression used by the Gorillas? Apesy daisy!
George CarlinAds in Bills:Have you ever noticed that they put advertisements in with your billsnow? Like bills aren’t distasteful enough, they have to stuff junk mail in there with them. I get back at them. I put garbage in with my check when I mail it in. Coffee grinds, banana
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. Charlotte Whitton Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time…they’re gone. Lenny Bruce I love women. They’re the
In a small Southern town there was a nativity scene that indicated great skill and talent in its creation. One small feature bothered me though. The three wise men were wearing firemen’s helmets. Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, I left. At a “Quik Stop” on
Q. Why does Rilla get mad when he’s in a race? A. Because all his friends shout, “GO-RILLA!”
The following phrase:PRESIDENT CLINTON OF THE USA can be rearranged (with no lettersleft over, and using each letter only once) into:TO COPULATE HE FINDS INTERNSCoincidence? I think not!