Willie: “I have an awful toothache.” Tommie: “I’d have it taken out if it was mine.” Willie: “Yes, if it was yours, I would, too.”
There was a man who had worked all of his life and had saved all of his money and was a real miser when it came to his money. He loved money more than just about anything. Just before he died, he said to his wife, “Now listen. When I
One balmy evening in Rome the Pope decides to take a walk.He slips out the rear door of the Vatican and is walkingthrough the back alleys of Rome when he sees a ten-year-oldboy smoking a cigarette. The Pope gently says to him, “Youngman, you’re much too young to smoke!”The kid
How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!
I’m so old they’ve cancelled my blood type. Bob Hope As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can’t remember the other two… Sir Norman Wisdom Yes, time flies. And where did it leave you? Old too soon…smart too late. Mike Tyson You
Three girls died and were brought to the gates ofheaven. Upon entering the gate, they were haltedby St. Peter and his obedient angel.St. Peter asked the girls, “Before entering youmust answer this simple question.” “Which is …?”,they replied in unison. “Have you been a good girl?”,he asked the first girl.”Oh
How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm? They’ll both bite at anything!