10. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. 9. You’re adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet 8. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. 7. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. 6. You’re using your cell phone to dial up bumper stickers that
God, I was wondering…how long is a million years to you?”God answered, “Son, a million years to me is like a second to you.”So the man asks, “God how much is a million dollars to you?”And God answered, “Son a million dollars to me is like one penny to you.”So
How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, “All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now,
Tommy goes into a confessional box and says, “Bless mefather for I have sinned. I have been with a loose woman.”The Priest says, “Is that you, Tommy?Tommy says “Yes father, it’s me.”The Priest says “Who was the woman you were with?”Tommy says “I cannot tell you, father, because I don’t
How do you make a Gorilla stew? You keep it waiting for three hours!
Once upon a time there was a female brain cell that by mistake happened to end up in a man’s head. She looked around nervously but it was all empty and quiet. “Hello?” she cried, but no answer. “Is there anyone here?” she cried a little louder, but still no