The phone in Rigby’s Georgia farmhouse rang one evening. When he answered, the operator said, “This is long distance from Chicago.” “I knowed it’s a long distance from Chicago!” answered the farmer. “How come you called to tell me that?”
If you put 30 female Apes and 30 male Apes in a bedroom, what do you have? A very large bedroom.
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The minister of a small congregation was about to start his sermon when he noticed a young woman in the front row, wearing a tight dress with her boobs almost hanging out. He couldn’t concentrate on his message to the flock, so he dismissed the service and asked to speak
Mother: Why was the phone busy all night? Babysitter: The fire department put me on hold.
If George Raft’s wife gave birth to twin Gorillas, would they be the Apes of Raft?
Jack and Jill were getting married. Jack was talking to his dad about the marriage when his dad says, “I remember when your mom and I got married. I took off my pants, gave them to her, and told her to put them on.” “I can’t wear these,” she said.