How does a lobster answer the phone? Shello?
A group of goose biologists were meeting to brainstorm about the migration tactics of Canada geese. They were particularly interested in applying for a $100,000 Federal grant to investigate the “V” formation of goose flight. It had been observed that one side of the “V” is always longer than the
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Waxing eloquent on the sins of the flesh, the dynamicyoung preacher raised himself to full height, leaned overthe pulpit and boomed,”Brothers and sisters, if there are any among you who havecommitted adultery, may your tongue cleave to the woof ofyour mouf!”
How does a cheerleader answer the phone? H-E-L-L-O!
A biologist from the North Pole was showing a new recruit the ropes of a polar bear radio tracking program. The new recruit said, “I know how the transmitters work, but I have one question–how do you catch the polar bears in the first place?” “I bet you use high-powered
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