A psychiatrist was testing the mentality of a patient. “Do you ever hear voices without being able to tell who is speaking or where the voices are coming from?” asked the psychiatrist. “As a matter of fact, I do,” said the patient. “And when does this happen?” asked the psychiatrist.
A gorilla was walking through the jungle when he came across a deer eating grass in a clearing. The gorilla roared, ‘Who is the king of the jungle?’and the deer replied, ‘Oh, you are, Master.’ The gorilla walked off pleased. Soon he came across a zebra drinking at a water
HERS: Pulls off at wrong exit. Opens window. Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer. Arrives at destination presently. HIS: Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it’s the correct one. Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he’s right. Drives an extra 5 miles just in case. Finally rolls
One Sunday, the pope REALLY wanted to play golf.But he couldn’t, since it was Sunday. But hefigured, well, it’s ok if i just play a little bit.So he changed clothes and went out into the green.Up in heaven an angel saw him and reported it toJesus. However, Jesus didn’t do
Start asking her questions (don’t mistakenly do anything) about cooking, cleaning, and laundry. Say, “I think it’s time I learn to take care of myself. You know, just in case.” Volunteer to cook for her. Make sure it’s real greasy. Use every pot and pan in the house and be
A minister was asked by a politician,”Name something the government can do to help the church.”The minister replied, “Quit making one dollar bills.”
How do you identify a bald eagle? All his feathers are combed over to one side.