This guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him and shows him the doors to three rooms and says he must choose one of the rooms to spend eternity in. So Satan opens the first door. In the room there are people standing in cow manure up to
A woman walks into a tattoo parlour and asks ‘Do you do custom work?”Why of course!”Good. I’d like a portrait of Robert Redford on the inside of myright thigh, and a portrait of Paul Newman on the inside ofmy left thigh.”No problem,’ says the artist. ‘Strip from the waist down
Recently a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer wound up together at the Pearly Gates. St. Peter informed them that in order to get into Heaven, they would each have to answer one question. St. Peter addressed the teacher and asked, “What was the name of the ship that
Three college roommates — two females and a male — beganto argue after dinner about whose turn it was to do the dishes.”All right,” one of the girls said, “the first one to speak has todo them.”The trio retired to the living room to watch TV. When theirneighbor, a school
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says “I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were whipped by their women. Also, I want all the women
One day, a diver was enjoying the aquatic world 20 feet below sea level. He noticed a guy at the same depth he was, but he had on no scuba gear whatsoever.The diver went below another 20 feet, but the guy joined him a few minutes later. The diver went
How do you get the most apples when bobbing at Halloween Wear a snorkel !