In a crowded city at a crowded bus stop, a beautiful youngwoman was waiting for the bus. She was decked out in a tightleather mini skirt with matching tight leather boots andjacket. As the bus rolled up and it became her turn to geton, she became aware that her skirt
Doctor, Doctor my hair keeps falling out, can you give me anything to keep it in ? Yes, here is a paper bag !
Operating in stand-by mode. Ought to have a warning label on his forehead. Out there where the buses don’t run. Outlet isn’t grounded. Over the rainbow. Overdue for reincarnation. Overruns above 110 baud. Paged/swapped out. Paralyzed from the neck up. Parents beat him with an ugly stick. Parked his head
A man walks into a bank and says he wants to borrow$200 for six months. The loan officer asks him whatkind of collateral he has. The man says ‘I’ve got aRolls Royce — keep it until the loan is paid off– here are the keys.’ Six months later the man
How does a vampire enter his house? Through the bat flap.
Barber: Were you wearing a red scarf when you came in? Customer: No. Barber: Oh dear! Then I must have cut your throat.
Posts empty articles to Usenet, and enjoys rereading them later. Prefers three left turns to one right turn. Pressure’s up, but there’s a slow leak somewhere. Produces a zero-length core dump. Proof God has a sense of humor. Proof of Einstein’s theory that there is no limit to human stupidity.