In line for brains, thought they said were handing out milkshakes, and he asked for “extra thick.” In need of a ROM upgrade. In serious need of attitude adjustment. In the shopping mall of the mind, he’s in the toy store. In touch with her higher power, but out of
A man walks into a jewellers shop, unzips his trousers and placeshis tool upon the counter. The lady serving says: “I’m sorry Sir,this is a clock shop not a cock shop.” “Well, put two hands and a face on this.” replies the man.
How does Dracula like to have his food served? In bite-sized pieces.
Fred: Betty has lovely long red hair all down her back. Harry: Pity it’s not on her head!
Lights not burning too bright. Like a barometer — vacuum at the top. Like a loose-leaf folder in winter. Like a one-armed man climbing a rope. Likes dunking for french fries. Little red choo-choo’s gone chugging ’round the bend / jumped the track. Lives in La-la-land. Lives in the same
Mary was having an affair during the day while her husband,John, was at work. One day she was in bed with her boyfriend,Ralph, and she heard her husband’s car pull in the driveway.She yelled at Ralph: “Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump outthe window my husband is home early!” Ralph
Teacher: I see you don’t cut your hair any longer. Fred: No sir, I cut it shorter.