How does Dracula keep fit? He plays batminton.
Customer: Couldn’t you see I was going bald? Barber: No, the shine from your head blinded me.
Q: Why did the chicken say, “Meow, oink, bow-wow, and moo?” A: He was studying foreign languages.
His pointers are null / uninitialized. His puzzle is missing a few pieces. His reaction time is longer than his attention span. — Thaves His root file system isn’t mounted. His seat back is not in the full upright and locked position. His shared libraries aren’t installed. His signal-to-noise ratio
There were three men who were lost in the forest. They were thencaptured by cannibals. The cannibal king then told the prisonersthat they could live if they pass the trial. First step of thetrial is to go to the forest with the cannibals and get ten piecesof the same kind
Two nuns go to a restaurant to have dinner. They notice RockyMountain Oysters on the menu and wondered what that was.They ask the waiter who replies “Oh Sister, those are nuts.” She answers “Do you mean like the kind you crack with a rock?””No. The kind you rock on a
Is that your face or are you wearing your hair back to front today?