A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie anddiscovers that he just doesn’t have one.
Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It’s not. Your scalp is advancing.
Where do the cleverest parrots live? In the brain tree forests!
He demonstrates that beauty times brains is a constant. He donated his brain to science but they made an early withdrawal. He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. He knows computers… He’s not fit for contact with humans. He writes blank checks
There’s this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-an-hour.Then, this big trouble-making truck driver steps next to him, takes thedrink from the guy, and just drinks it all down.The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says: “Come on man, I
Did you know that Dracula wants to become a comedian? He’s looking for a crypt writer.
Customer: Why doesn’t my hairline look good? Barber: It’s on the same old head.