Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone outright away.”Where do you live?” asked the operator.Bubba replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.”The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?”There was a long pause and finally Bubba said,”How ’bout if
How do vampires keep their breath smelling nice? They use extractor fangs.
An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering prototype that should not have been shipped. Answers the door when the phone rings. Any slower and he’d be in reverse. — Gignac As a baby his parents stood him on his soft spot.
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue.”Can I see your license and registration, bub?”, the cop inquired.”But officer,” the fellow started, “I can explain…””Shut yer trap, bub!” snapped the officer. “You’re going downtownand sit a while till the sarge gets back.””But, officer, I think
Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing with his wand too much. Been playing with the pharmacy section again. Been short on oxygen one time too many. Been using her head as a mass driver. Blew his O-rings. Blew the hatch before the
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane had a gained substantial lead over her opponents. She evenmanaged to win the game but, unfortunately, time had run out before the show’s hostcould ask her the big question.Jane agreed to
Where did vampires go to first in America? New-fang-land.