The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, “I’m sorry to have to tell you this, Mr. Jones, but apparently your child was born with no arms, only one leg, and teeth that project six inches out of its mouth.”Mr. Jones cries, “My God! What
I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub. I heard you went to have your head examined, but the doctors found nothing there. Don’t get me wrong. I`m not trying to make a monkey out of you. I can`t take the credit.
I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,”Help! Help!” coming from behind a dumpster. Two thugswere trying to steal an old lady’s handbag, but sheputting up a Hell of a fight and wouldn’t let go. I wondered if I should get involved, or keep walkingand pretend I
$HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth. A 20th century man… The guy has no future. A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards. A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room isn’t working, so he bolts downto use the lobby Men’s Room, but all of the stalls areoccupied, so he runs back up to his room, and indesperation, he drops his
Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Drink this glass of water. Will it make me better? No, but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.
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