Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing to fear from my base instincts its my finer ones that tell me to kill you. It’s your life — but I wish you’d let us have it. Hey, act your age — senile! I’ve had
Cronin goes to a barber shop to get his hair cut. The barber cuts his hair, and after he gets done, as Cronin gets up and is taking out his money, the barber goes over and takes a leak in the corner of the barber shop. The barber finishes and
One vampire to the other : ” Let’s go and have a drink.I know a cosy little mortuary just round the corner”!
A woman was cutting her husband’s thinning hair, when their teenage son arrived home looking for a snack. She ofered a kiwifruit and tried to tempt him with its nutritious qualities. “It has more vitamin C than an orange,” she remarked. “And more hair than Dad,” added their son.
We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!! We heard that when you ran away from home your folks sent you a note saying, “Do not come home and all will be forgiven”. You have a good family tree, but the
The world’s greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with a watch on the end.He’s saying, “You’re all in my power…you’re all in my power..”Fifteen hundred people are going, “Oooo…”He starts to say it again, “You’re all in my…”, when heaccidentally drops the
Q: Why are brunettes so proud of their hair? A: It matches their mustaches.