A woman selling apples in New York is puzzled by a man who alwayscomes by, pays a quarter, but never picks up an apple. This goes on forsome time until, one day, the woman runs after the man as he walks away.’I know why you are chasing after me… you
Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I’ll arrange it with the undertaker. People say that you are outspoken, but not by anyone that I know of. Your conversation is like the waves of the sea. It makes me sick! We can always tell when
There are three ways a man wears his hair – parted- unparted or departed
I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the moment. But after that, I doubt I’ll think so. Man alive! But I wish you weren’t. I believe in respect for the dead in fact, I could only respect you if
A hunchback is running along a street being chased by a pack of children.He stops, turns around and shouts, “Will you all get lost! I haven’t got your bloody ball!”
Did you hear about the doctor who crossed a parrot with a vampire ? It bit his neck, sucked his blood, and said, ‘Who’s a pretty boy then ?’!
A guy walks in to the Barbershop. Barber says, “What will it be today?” Guy says, “well I want it going with my waves on top, faded on one side, plug the other, and just make it all out of shape and messed up.” Barber says, “Now why in the