A woman went to the bar with a black eye.”How’d ya get that?” asked the bartender.”From my husband,” she replied.”But I thought he was out of town?” he asked.”So did I!” she said.
Two car salesmen were sitting at the bar. One complained to the other, “Boy, business sucks. If I don’t sell more cars this month, I’m going to lose my fucking arse.”Too late he noticed a beautiful blonde sitting two stools away. Immediately, he apologized for his bad language.”That’s okay,” the
A little girl was playing up a tree near a church. The priest was takinga walk when he happened to look up the tree and saw the little girl. Shehad no panties on. He called her down and gave her money to buy a pairof panties. The girl was so
Did you hear about the vampire in Camelot? He was a bite of the Round Table!
If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. If you don’t want to give people a bad name, you will have your children illegitimately. Is your name Laryngitis? You’re a pain in the neck. Is your name Dan Druff?
Little Johnny’s dad is sitting on the side of the bed rolling on acondom about to give his wife some. Little Johnny sticks his head in the door, sees his dad and says,”Whatcha doin’ Daddy?” Johnny’s dad stoops over to cover up his dick and starts looking at thefloor. “Oh,
Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that’s the best friend you can get. I don’t think you are a fool. But then, what’s my own humble opinion against thousands of others? Nobody says that you are dumb. They just say you were sixteen years