What do you have when you bury six lawyers up to their necks in sand? Not enough sand.
A Cowboy riding down the trail encounters an Indian laying on the trail with hard on. The Cowboy asks “what are you doing?” Indian says” Me tellum time.” Cowboy shakes his head, rides on, encounters another exactly the same. Says “You telling time?” yup” “how can you tell time like
Do you know how to catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut!
A girl called the police department and reported that she had been assaulted. The officer who answered the phone, asked, “When did this happen?” She replied, “Last week.” The police then asked, “Why did you wait until now to report it?” Well,” she said. “I didn’t know that I was
MUMMY VAMPIRE: Jimmy, hurry up and drink your soup before it clots.
Two owls were playing pool. One said, “Two hits.” The other replied, “Two hits to who?”
A New York Divorce Lawyer died and arrived at the pearly gates. Saint Peter asks him “What have you done to merit entrance into Heaven?” The Lawyer thought a moment, then said, “A week ago, I gave a quarter to a homeless person on the street.” Saint Peter asked Gabriel