A woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, “Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all
A young wife, her boorish husband and a young good looking sailor wereshipwrecked on an island. One morning, the sailor climbed a tall coconuttree and yelled, “Stop making love down there!” “What’s the matter with you?” the husband said when the sailor climbeddown. “We weren’t making love.””Sorry,” said the sailor,
This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had been in good health the last ten years mainly due to her interest in health food, and exercise. When they reached the pearly gates, St. Peter took them to their mansion
A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies: 1. “Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.” 2. “Find Amelia Earhart yet?” 3. “Can you hear me NOW?” 4. “Are we there yet? Are we there yet?
A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman
Three men die and go to heaven and queue to meet St. Peter. St. Peter: Hi, what’s your name? Paul: My name is Paul. St. Peter: Hi, Paul. Tell me, when you died, how much were you earning? Paul: 120K. St. Peter: Wow! Tell me, Paul, what were you doing
How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!