This little snail bought a little car and took it to the body shop to have it painted. The service man asked him exactly what he wanted done, and the snail said he wanted little S’s painted all around and all over his car. The service man asked him why,
Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life? A: Third Grade.
Yet to experience the joy of winning the world cup for the first time You get to eat insect food like snails and frog’s legs If there’s a war you can surrender really early You don’t have to read the subtitles on those late night films on Channel 4. You
My girlfriend told me to give her 12 inches and make ithurt!………………So I Fucked her 3 times and then hit her with a baseball bat.
One day there was a tortoise walking on the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to him so he challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly accepted his challenge. It
My teacher loves me – she puts kisses against all my sums.
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.