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One day there

One day there was a tortoise walking on

the road. Along came the hare that had once been defeated by the

tortoise in a race. The hare was so angry from what had happened to
him so he
challenged him to another race. The tortoise gladly
accepted his
challenge. It ended up that the tortoise and the hare never
finished the race
because they both took a nap right before the
finish line. So the
tortoise is still the champion of the race. So
remember this you snooze you
loose!