If Kitty Carlisle married Conway Twitty, she’d be Kitty Twitty.If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she’d be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she’d be Dolly Dali.If Bo Derek married Don Ho, she’d be Bo Ho.If Oprah Winfrey married Depak Chopra, she’d be Oprah Chopra.If Cat Stevens married
Boy: Those clothes are very becoming on you!Girl: Why thank you!Boy: Of course, if I was on you…I would becoming too!
First cave man to 2nd cave man: “I don’t care what you say. We never had such unusual weather before they started using bows and arrows.”
The Wednesday-night church service coincided with the last day of hunting season. Our pastor asked who had bagged a deer. No one raised a hand. Puzzled, the pastor said, “I don’t get it. Last Sunday many of you said you were were unable to make service because of hunting season.
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first.
“I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was -‘You’ll never find anyone like me again!’I’m thinking, ‘I should hope not! If I don’t want you, why would I want someone like you?’”Relationships are hard. It’s like a full-time job, and we should treat
How do you know when you have a serious overbite?When beaver starts tasting like shit.