In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical

wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the
truth — if you
lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and
a redhead enter
the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror.
The brunette goes
first.

“I think I’m the smartest woman on
earth.”

“POOF!” She disappears. The redhead goes up to try. p>
“I think I’m
the prettiest woman on earth.”

“POOF!” She
disappears. The blonde goes up.

“I think–”

“POOF!”