Q: How do blondes pierce their ears? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I’m a dog.Doctor: Sit on the couch and we will talk about it.But I’m not allowed up on the couch!Doctor, Doctor You’ve got to help me – I just can’t stop my hands shaking!Doc: Do you drink a lot?Not really – I spill most of
A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. “What are they for?” he asked the pet shop manager. “Ah well,
How do you know you’re leading a sad life?When a nymphomaniac tells you, “Let’s just be friends.”
A weather intern walks into a bar and asks for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and gusty cool air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem to get back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice. Suddenly the roof gets
Did you hear about the fool who keeps going round saying “no”? No. Oh, so it’s you!
Ed and Ted went to the fair. They came across a small crowd gathered around a stall and went over to take a look. “What’s going on?” Ed asked one of the crowd.”We’re watching to see if some idiot can ride that bronco machine,” he said nodding towards a fearsome