A weather intern walks into
a bar and asks
for a Cold Draft. Suddenly the bar door swings open and
gusty cool
air fills up the bar. After drinking his Draft things seem
to get
back to normal. The guy then orders a Thunderclap on ice.
Suddenly
the roof gets pelted with hail stones and an intense lightning flash

and thunderous explosion rock the bar. After drinking his Thunderclap

things seem to once again get back to normal. Feeling rather good
at
this point he asks for a third drink- ordering a Tornado on the
rocks.
This time the bar is not only pelted with even larger hail
stones but
ferocious winds rip the door off its hinges, shake the bar
violently and
break every window. Feeling extra good and cocky at
this point he then
orders an extra large and extra strong Hurricane.
The bartender after
this request looks up at the guy perplexed and
says, “Sorry fella, we
have no Hurricanes in Kansas”.