The Lone Ranger and Tonto walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer.After a few minutes, a big tall cowboy walked in and said,”Who owns the big white horse outside?”The Lone Ranger stood up, hitched his gunbelt, and said, “I do. Why?”The cowboy looked at
An eye-doctor was having his 40th birthday, and gathered lotsof friends and family in his house. His wife had made him a surprise cake, and led her husband blindfolded to a table where the cake was placed.Eagerly the doctor removed and looked down on the cake, and immediately burst into
How do rain drops marry? -They coalesce
Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.
New Year’s Resolutions for Internet Junkies…I will try to figure out why I *really* need 9 e-mail addresses.I will stop sending e-mail to my wife (husband).I resolve to work with neglected children — my own.I will answer my snail mail with the same enthusiasm with which I answer my e-mail.I
A man walks into a doctor’s office. He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and a banana in his right ear.”What’s the matter with me?” he asks the doctor.The doctor replies, “You’re not eating properly.”
Did you hear about the dimwit who was so dumb he thought Gatorade was welfare for crocodiles?