An armless man walked into a bar which is empty except for the bartender.He ordered a drink and when he was served, asked the bartender if he would get the money from his wallet in his pocket, since he has no arms.The bartender obliged him. He then asked if the
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Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?
Three men are traveling in the Amazon: a Canadian, an American, and a Mexican.They get captured by a fierce tribe of Amazons.The tribe leader tells them they will be whipped for entering their territory. The tribe chief says to the Candian, “What do you want on your back for your
A Short History of MedicineI have an earache…2000 B.C. – Here, eat this root.1000 A.D. – That root is heathen. Here, say this prayer.1850 A.D. – That prayer is superstition. Here, drink this potion.1940 A.D. – That potion is snake oil. Here, swallow this pill.1985 A.D. – That pill is
Hatton: I ain’t as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn’t be!
Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: “Today children, we will learn our ABC’s”