Howard had felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn’t. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he’d hear that small inner voice trying to reassure him, “Howard. Don’t worry about it. You aren’t
Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She’s still looking for a lake with a slope.
A guy goes into a bar and says, “Quick, gimme a beer before the trouble starts!” The barman looks around the sleepy bar, shrugs and hands the guy a bottle of beer.The guy drinks it fast. “Quick! gimme another beer before the trouble starts!”The barman looks at the guy oddly
A husband and wife are on a nudist beach when suddenly awasp buzzes into the wife’s business end. Naturally enough,she panics.The husband is also quite shaken but manages to put a coaton her, pull up his shorts and carries her to the car. Then hemakes a mad dash to the
Did you hear about the dimwit who went to visit his girlfriend and found she didn’t have very much on? He went back nine months later and she had a little moron.
Q: What do you call a blonde sky diving team? A: A new version of the lawn dart’s game.
An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy.They were standing on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed the old woman overboard.They searched for days and couldn’t find her. So the captain sent the old man home with