A man walks in to a doctors office and says, “Doctor you must help me. I have AIDS.” The doctor replies, “Are you gay?” The man answers “yes.” The doctor says, “I think I can help. Go to the grocery store, buy a box of laxatives and a quart of
How does a male lightning bolt feel when he notices an attractive female lightning bolt? Thunderstruck
Calvin went to Pearson’s Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn’t sing. “File the beak just a little,” said the owner, “and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die.” Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked
As Time Goes By – A Brief History Lesson…3050 B.C. – A Sumerian invents the wheel. Within the week, the idea is stolen and duplicated by other Sumerians, thereby establishing the business ethic for all times.525 B.C. – The first Olympics are held, and prove similar to the modern games,
A woman consulted a doctor, explaining that for many years she sufferred from excessive flatulance, but there was never any sound or smell so she had done nothing about it until now. So the Dr. took down all of her medical history,a process that took quite a while. At the
Young Bradley arrived at his date’s house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. “What’re you doin’?” asked his girlfriend. “How come your shirt is soakin’ wet?” “Well,” said Bradley, “it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR.”
20. The cucumber has left the salad.19. I can see the gun of Navarone.18. Someone tore down the wall, and your Pink Floyd is hanging out.17. You’ve got Windows on your laptop.16. Sailor Ned’s trying to take a little shore leave.15. Your soldier ain’t so unknown now.14. Quasimodo needs to