Delmer: How’d you like the play last night over at the high school? Parley: I only seed the first act, but not the second. Delmer: Why didn’t you stay? Parley: I couldn’t wait that long. It said on the program, ‘Two Years Later.’
Q: How do you know if a blonde has been sending e-mail? A: You see a bunch of envelopes stuffed into the disk drive.
The teacher says, “Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today’s word is “beautiful”. Little Sally, would you please come up here and use “beautiful” in a sentence?”Little Sally walked to the front of
The following statements were found on patient’s charts during a recent review of medical records. These statements were written by various health care professionals including (we’re afraid) a doctor or two at several major hospitals: “The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.” “Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus
Guidry called in Plotke, the painter, for an estimate to paint his house. “How much you gonna charge me?” asked Guidry. “Twenty dollars an hour,” replied Plotke. “Good Lord!” exclaimed the home owner. “I wouldn’t pay Michelangelo that price!” “I tell you one thing, mister,” said the painter. “If that
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
“Doctor Doctor i feel like a bridge!””What’s come over you?””2 buses, 3 motorbikes and a train.””Doctor Doctor – I feel like a pack of cards!””I’ll deal with you later.””Doctor Doctor – I feel like a needle!””I see your point.””Doctor Doctor – I feel like a pair of curtains!””Pull yourself togerther