Round the Mountain by Sheelagh B. Cummin
This couple goes to an agricultural show way out in the countryside a fine Sunday afternoon, and are watching the auctioning off of bulls.The guy selling the bulls announces the first bull to be auctioned off:”A fine specimen, this bull reproduced 60 times last year.”The wife nudges her husband in
Two gynecologists meet at lunch.The first one says, “I had a patient this morning witha clit like a dill pickle. The second one says,”That big or that green?”The first one says,”That Sour.”
Edney and Cole, two Ohio Edison electrical repairmen, were working on a blown house circuit. “Hey, Cole!” said Edney. “See those two wires?” “Sure,” Cole answered. “Now just grab one of them.” Cole grabbed one of the wires. “Feel anything?” asked his partner. “Not a thing,” answered Cole. “Good!” said
How I Crossed the Desert by Rhoda Camul
A really huge muscular guy with a bad stutter goes to a counter in a dept. store and asks -“W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?”The clerk behind the counter just looks at him and says nothing.The man repeats himself: “W-w-w-where`s the m-m-m-men`s dep-p-p-partment?”Again, the clerk doesn`t answer him.The guy asks several more
An old woman came into her doctor’s office and confessed to an embarrassingproblem. “I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they’re soundless, andthey have no odor. In fact, since I’ve been here, I’ve farted no less thantwenty times. What can I do?””Here’s a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills