Q. What did one tornado say to the other? A. “Let’s twist again, like we did last summer….”
The Joys of Horse-riding by Jim Kama
A man had just been laid off from work. He was standing on the railing of a high bridge getting read to jump off, when he happened to look down and see a little man with no arms dancing all around on the river bank below.He thought to himself, “Life
Two doctors were in a hospital hallway one day complaining about Nurse Jenny. “She’s incredibly dumb. She does everything absolutely backwards.”said one doctor. “Just last week, I told her to give a patient 2 milligrams of percocet every 10hours. She gave him 10 milligrams every 2 hours.He nearly died on
Two weathermen each broke an arm and a leg in an accident, and called from the hospital about the four casts.
The Albanian planted lightbulbs in his garden. He heard that tulips grew from bulbs.
The Greatest Party by Maud D. Merrier