Outsize Clothes-buying by Ellie Fant
Feeling edgy, a man took a hot bath.Just as he became comfortable, the doorbell rang.The man got out of the tub, put on his slippers and robe and went to the door.A salesman at the door wanted to know if he needed any brushes.Slamming the door, the man returned to
There was a costume party at a mental hospital; the theme of the party was “war”. The first person comes up onto the stage and says, “I’m an atomic bomb.” He gets his applause and steps down.The second person comes up and says, “I’m a hydrogen bomb.” Again, there’s applause
Q. What’s the difference between ‘weather’ and ‘climate’? A. You can ‘t ‘weather’ a tree, but you can ‘climate’!
Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?
Even more clues you could be a Redneck…You can entertain yourself for more than an hour with a fly swatter. You’ve ever been pumping gas and another customer asks you to check his oil.You think the Bud Bowl is real.Your dog goes “oink!”You think the Nutcracker is something you did
A man and a woman were waiting at the hospital donation center.Man: “What are you doing here today?”Woman: “Oh, I’m here to donate some blood. They’re going to give me $5 for it.”Man: “Hmm, that’s interesting. I’m here to donate sperm, myself.But they pay me $25.”The woman looked thoughtful for