Peek-a-Boo! by I. C. Hugh
The Shoplifter…A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewelry store.”Listen,” said the shoplifter, “I know you don’t want any trouble either.What do you say I just buy the watch and we forget about this?”The manager agreed and wrote up the sales slip.The crook looked
Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.
Neck Exercises by G. Rarff
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation.There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking.The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says,”Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.”Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows
A man went to the doctor’s. The doctor came in and said,”Well, I’ve got some good news and some bad news. The badnews is that you have an inoperable brain tumor. The goodnews is our hospital has just been certified to do braintransplants and there has been an accident right
And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He’d tried to hang himself with a rubber band.