An overweight blonde consulted her doctor for advice.The doctor advised that she run 10 miles a day for 30 days.This, he promised, would help her lose as much as twenty pounds.The blonde follows the doctor’s advice, and, after thirty days, she was pleased to find that she’d indeed lost twenty
The patient shook his doctor’s hand in gratitude and said:”Since we are the best of friends, I would not want to insultyou by offering payment. But I would like for you to know thatI had mentioned you in my will.””That is very kind of you,” said the doctor emotionally, andthen
Jill: How did you find the weather on your vacation? Bill: I just went outside and there it was!
Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.
My Years in a Lunatic Asylum by I. M. Nutty
The Rookie Cop…A rookie police officer was out for his first ride in a cruiser with an experienced partner. A call came in telling them to disperse some people who were loitering.The officers drove to the street and observed a small crowd standing on a corner.The rookie rolled down his
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather? A: One is reined up and the other rains down.