How does a Russian Aeroflot pilot navigate? By reading street signs.
The Art of Button-collecting by Zipporah Broaken
A blonde was visiting Washington, DC for the first time. She wanted to see the Capitol building. Unfortunately, she couldn’t find it, so she asked a police officer for directions -“Excuse me, officer, how do I get to the Capitol building?”The officer replied, “Wait here at this bus stop for
Q:What did the tornado say to the car? A:(‘You wanna go for a spin?’)
Why You Need Insurance by Justin Case
An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks -“What’s your problem, Soldier?””Chronic syphilis, Sir!””What treatment are you getting?””Five minutes with the wire brush each day, Sir!””What’s your ambition?””To get back to the front lines, Sir!””Good man!” says the Major.He goes to the next bed.”What’s
Woman walks into her psychiatrists office and says:”Hey doc, you know how we have been talking about freudianslips? Well, I had the most amazing one last night. I was eating dinner with my mother, and I meant to say,”please pass the salt,” but instead I said,”You god damn bitch, you