The Greatest Detective Stories Ever Told by Watts E. Dunn
10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Our love will never become cold and hollowUnless, one day, you refuse to swallow.8. I bought this Valentine’s card at the storeIn hopes that, later, you’d be my whore.7. This feels so
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though. He was already an hourlate for an operation.
Silence is Golden by Xavier Brethe
Sure fire signs that your cow has mad-cow disease…Your cow insists on wearing a little A-1 sauce behind each ear as cologne.She refuses to let you milk her, saying “Not on the first date.”Your cow takes up painting and cuts off one of its ears.Your cow gets a silicon implant
A doctor fell into a well once.He learned to tend to the sick and leave the well alone.
How do Filipinos count money? One-a, two-a, three-a, four-a, another-a …