Q. Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather than briefs?A. Yes, but you’ll have an even better chance if he doesn’t wear anything at all.Q. What is the easiest way to figure out exactly when I got pregnant?A. Have sex once a year.Q. What
She said, “Kiss me doctor!” Doctor said, “I can’t as we doctors have an ethics standard that does not allow us to kiss our patients, in fact, I really shouldn’t be fucking you.”
Did you hear about the Baton Rouge bride who cancelled the wedding when she heard her friends were planning to give her a shower?
Food on the Table by E. Tittup
December 1stTO: ALL EMPLOYEESI’m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23rd at Luigi’s Open Pit Barbecue. There will be lots of spiked eggnog and a small band playing traditional carols … feel free to sing along. And don’t be surprised if our
A man visits the doctor’s because he has a severe stuttering problem.After a thorough examination, the doctor consults with the patient.Doctor: ‘It appears that the reason for your stuttering is that your penis is about six inches too long and it is thus pulling on your vocal cords, and thereby
At the South Pole by Anne Tarctic