Did you hear about the Texan who moved to Oklahoma and raised the IQ level of both states?
Nothing’s Ever Right by Mona Lott
1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do.3) All apartments
Patient: (to cosmetic-surgeon) ‘Will it hurt, doctor?Surgeon: ‘Only when you get my bill, Mrs Brown’.
Strong Winds by Gail Force
Little Johnny ‘s next door neighbors had a baby.Unfortunately, the little baby was born with no ears.When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny’s family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny’s parents were very afraid that their son would have a wise
Late one night at the insane asylum one inmate shouted,”I am Napoleon!”Another one said, “How do you know?”The first inmate said, “God told me!”Just then, a voice from another room shouted, “I did not!”