Treadwell walked into a Biloxi stationery store and asked, “Have you got any invisible ink?” “Certainly sir,” said the owner. “What color?”
My Favourite Sweets by Annie Seedball
An old man was on the beach and walked up to a beautiful girl in a bikini -“I want to feel your breasts” he exclaimed.”Get away from me, you crazy old man” she replied.”I want to feel your breasts, I will give you twenty dollars,” he says.”Twenty dollars, are you
How do Alaska CB radio operators say “10-4”? “5-5-2-2.”
End of the Week by Gladys Friday
A very well-built young lady was lying on her psychiatrist’s couch, telling him how frustrated she was. “I tried to be an actress and failed,” she complained. “I tried to be a secretary and failed; I tried being a writer and failed; then I tried being a sales clerk and
Did you hear about the Murfreesboro muddlebrain whose father told him about the birds and the bees? The next day, the Tennessean was stung by a bee and thought he was pregnant.