Noisy Nights by Constance Norah
A guy comes walking into a bar with a turtle in his hand.The turtle’s one eye is black and blue, two of his legs are bandaged, and his whole shell is taped together with duct tape.The bartender looks at the guy and asks:”What’s wrong with your turtle?””Not a thing,” the
A man went to the doctor to get a physical, afterthe doctor examined him, he told the man he hadsome bad news… he had cancer and alzheimers.The man replied, ” Well, at least I don’t havecancer”
Did you hear about the Brooklyn bubblebrain who was two hours late for work because the escalator got stuck?
Improve Your Target Shooting by Mr Completely
A Chinese man arranges for a hooker to come to his room for theevening. Once in the room they undress, climb into bed, and go atit.When finished, the Chinese man jumps up, runs over to the window,takes deep breath, dives under the bed, climbs out the other side,jumps back into
Hiram answers the telephone, and it’s an emergency room doctor.The doctor says, “Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will be on a respirator the