Mr. Horntoot admitted to his wife that he was feeling muchbetter since his operation, but couldn’t account for theenormous bump on the back of his head.”Oh, that,” chuckled Mrs. Horntoot. “Just before youroperation they suddenly ran out of ether!”
Four Independence boys, Pugh, Sumter, Kilby and Grayson, were walking down a Clay County road when they came to a high, solid brick wall. Wondering what was behind it, Pugh, Sumter and Kilby boosted Grayson so he could take a look. “Looks like one of them nudist camps,” reported Grayson.
I’ve Been Bitten! by A. Flea
Mike’s grandfather clock suddenly stops working right one day, so he loads it into his van and takes it to a clock repair shop. In the shop is a little old man who insists he is Swiss, and has a heavy German accent.He asks Mike, “Vat sims to be ze
A guy walks into his doctor and says,”Doc, you gotta help me, I can’t remember anything!”The doc asks, “How long have you had this problem?”The guy says, “What problem?”
Did you hear about the hillbilly who asked his friends to give him their burnt-out light bulbs. He wanted to start a dark room.
The Embarrassing Moment by Lucy Lastic