Did you hear about the idiot who planted Cheerios in his backyard? He thought they were donut seeds.
The Insomniac by Eliza Wake
A lion woke up one morning feeling really rowdy and mean. He went out and cornered a small monkey and roared,”Who is mightiest of all jungle animals?”The trembling monkey says, “You are, mighty lion!Later, the lion confronts a ox and fiercely bellows,”Who is the mightiest of all jungle animals?”The terrified
A psychology student at a local university was sent on a fieldassignment to evaluate three patients in a local mental hospital.The first patient was locked in his room throwing tennis ballseverywhere. The student asked why, and the patient answered”When I get out of here I going to ba a tennis
Titus was on a Knoxville elevator with several other people. As the elevator moved up, he stared at the small fan revolving slowly in the elevator ceiling. “It’s amazing,” he said to the other people, “that such a small fan could lift all these people!”
The Lost Bet by Henrietta Hart
Before heading south for a vacation, it may be a good idea to learn the language of our southern brothers and sisters. And we’re here to help…Hah Tu Spek Suthun:BARD – verb. Past tense of the infinitive “to borrow.”Usage: “My brother bard my pickup truck.”JAWJUH – noun. A highly flammable