I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing sign on our road. The reason: Many deer were being hit by cars and he no longer wanted them to cross there.
Tape Recording for Beginners by Cass Ette
Sung to the tune of “Day-O” (The Banana Boat Song)Day-O…oh Day-O,Air force come and they flatten your homeRun Mr Taliban, we know where you’re hiding,Air force come and they flatten your homeHey USA, USA, USA…Air force come and they flatten you home60ft, 70ft, 80ft craters,Air force come and they flatten
A few days before his proctological exam, a one eyed man accidentally swallowed his glass eye. He was worried for a while, but there were noill effects, so he forgot about it.Once he was in the doctor’s office, the man followed instructions, undressed, and bent over. The first thing the
Police in Oakland, California spent two hours attempting to subdue a gunman who had barricaded himself inside his home. After firing ten tear gas canisters, officers discovered that the man was standing beside them, shouting please to come out and give himself up.
A Load of Old Rubbish by Stefan Nonsense
Late Nite Jokes heard on T.V.”There is now a $5 million dollar bounty on Osama bin Laden. Which marks the first time in history there has ever been a bounty on a guy’s head who wears Bounty on his head.”? Jay Leno”We are starting to learn more about Osama bin